Funny dating service commercial

It’s been an interesting and, occasionally, eye-opening experience.Earlier today, I was looking through a few online dating profiles and the following irritating phrase came up several times: “I’m a lil like marmite – you either love me or hate me.” Ah, ok, so you’re not a “lil like marmite” because you’re thick, pasty and smell like shit?Sometimes there's as little as a five-year age difference between a cougar and her cub, sometimes it's 20 (or more).It really doesn't matter as long as everyone knows what they're looking for and what they're getting.Cougars bring their experience in life (and relationships), their maturity, their confidence (in and out of the bedroom), and their ability to see the bigger picture.Cougars typically take good care of themselves, from going to the gym and salon, or whipping up a home-cooked meal when the mood strikes.Whether you're a woman who prefers the vigor and sense of fun a younger guy has to offer - or a man who wants to meet sexy cougar singles, we've created a dating website that has just what you're both looking for. In the world of print advertising, there’s a small window to grab the audience’s attention.

While we were watching the movie, she came into the living room and dumped something on my date's lap.

The only requirement is that you're a woman who enjoys dating younger guys.

The younger men who date sexy, older women are affectionately referred to as "cubs".

They're often more open minded than their older counterparts, less judgmental, and are able to see the humor in almost any situation, which is what makes them such a compatible cougar companion.

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A free-spirited 35-year- old woman may have more in common with a twenty-something looking to explore the world than a career-focused man her own age, who may be too time-stressed to take time out for romance and enjoying life.Why include such an inappropriate and over-used slogan in your profile?

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